Showerman

showerman a person that likes to think they are something big when they are not.

look at that showerman walkin around buffing out his chest

by daz* April 6, 2007

Showerbate

When you masturbate while taking a shower.

Jimmy showerbated while taking a warm shower.

by haha. k. March 28, 2015

showerman

basically a waste man who is very very waste.

oh my days, that boy is showerman

by stef aka bombay bad boy May 18, 2006

Showerpants

Someone who constantly takes a shower or is known to lounge around in their pajamas or bathrobe. Most notably in seen in lazy old army generals.

Martha: Amos, you're such a showerpants!

Amos: Now you're gonna get it. Fall in, sister! Ten hut!!!

Martha: Crazy guy. Lounging around in your pajamas and bathrobe all day. I don't know how you do it.

Amos: But I can't help it. I'm a lazy old showerpants!

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 27, 2010

Showerbating

Mastorbating in the shower

Person one. I'm gonna shower
Person 2 don't be showerbating

by Francesca Marie April 24, 2016

Showering in blood

A girl with a heavy period

I've been showering in blood since Tuesday.

by Sexy not 615 July 2, 2016

Showerbath

The act of taking a shower and a bath at the same time, by plugging the drain of the bath, sitting down, and turning the shower on. Typically used by the elderly and lazy fatasses, as both cannot stand long enough to take a proper shower.

Jesse was an overweight child that took showerbaths.

by daddylongballs June 25, 2020