Shoumit

The act of stealing one's female.

"Hey bro, it's not cool that you shoumit'ed my female like that."

by shou11 October 9, 2014

Shmumbled

The quintessential level-up from humbled, when one is humbled beyond other words.

All of you guys, you'd follow me to the end of time, I'm so shmumbled.

by RadienX Chaosmaker June 16, 2016

shaumbra

A person searching spiritual enlightenment and awakening.

Person 1: Kevin's a shaumbra.
Person 2: Yeah, he loves meditating.

by IIIndigo August 29, 2017

The J Shaumberg

Passing fecal matter onto partners chest and dipping your male reproductive organ into the fecal, then inserting into partners mouth.

The J Shaumberg was Jorey and TJ's favorite thing to do during foreplay.

by Alyssa G January 27, 2008

shlumped

When you smoke a lot of tree and when you're coming down you feel hella tired, sometimes kinda shitty but also you'll just wanna sleep. Personally I feel more shlumped after i have a good head high like from good bong rips or woods.

"Wow, im feeling pretty shlupmed from smoking earlier."
"Gonna take a nap I'm hella shlumped"

by lonelystona June 18, 2018

Boston Shoemaker

A Boston Shoemaker, much like the Boston Pancake or Cleveland Steamer, starts of when a man defecates on his unconscious partner's chest. He then proceeds to press his foot in it making a footprint on her chest. When his partner wakes up in the morning she will find a fossilized poopy footprint on her chest ressembling a shoe.

Hey Tade, my bitch was so hammered last night that when she passed out i gave her a Boston Shoemaker!

by Ebenezer McAwesome MacIntosh September 30, 2009

shoemaker

A person who does something half-ass. They do not put effort into their work therefore it lacks workmanship. Also Can be a lazy person.

That shoemaker sprayed cologne in his fridge to cover up the smell of rotten turkey.

by Mike Fuzz April 4, 2007