Stonkey, AKA "stick-donkey," is a verb, noun and adjective pertaining to an individual's use of the barbiturate alprazolam, colloquially known by the production brand XANAX. Depending on the proliferation of xanny use, the individual becomes more or less stonkeyish. A stonkey isn't necessarily an ass, but commonly you can find stonkeys wreaking havoc at parties after drinking alcohol. A stonkey loves to be stonkeyed, and xanax is to stonkeys as oats are to donkeys.
That dude is such a stonkey.
Dude, let's go get stonkied.
My man, chill, you're being a little too stonkeyish.
Dude, let's go get stonkied.
My man, chill, you're being a little too stonkeyish.
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Get the Shoney mug.a nasty resturant chain, that will be found along interstates for the most part. they even had a motel called the shoneys inn but went out of business, due to lack of business.
darnell: hey whats going on caroline, pullover to that shoney's and lets get the 2 for $10.99 meals.
rosa: why dont we just head to denny's a mile down and get there meals for the same price.
darnell: but ugh where black, they wont serve us right away
rosa: id rather wait for some denny's food then eat at that shit hole shoneys
rosa: why dont we just head to denny's a mile down and get there meals for the same price.
darnell: but ugh where black, they wont serve us right away
rosa: id rather wait for some denny's food then eat at that shit hole shoneys
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Get the shonky mug.Sentence- yo i hooked up with this chick last night and she had that stonkey ass.
Person 1- did you hook up with that braud last night.
Person 2- ya it sucked she had a stonkey
Person 1- did you hook up with that braud last night.
Person 2- ya it sucked she had a stonkey
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Get the Stonkey mug.The mix between a slut and a donkey. Usually gets way too wasted and either starts to cry or be a belligerant slut. Favorite drink of choice is cherry burnetts. All slonkeys have incredibly annoying voices and love yonni k.
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Get the slonkey mug.Someone who describes themselves as a "foodie" while really just having a fondness for chain restaurants.
Shoney's over there is excited about the buffalo wings at Claimjumpers but is critical that they do not carry totchos as well.
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