shockstering

the act of being a habitual shocker through your sheer intelligence, appearance, etc; the act of shocking others, catching their attention by surprise on a continual basis

I like shockstering, but I'm not conceited.

by siCi September 23, 2007

Shmonster

Massive chode. Or penis that is extremely bigger in width(around) then it is in length.

Didn't ya hear? John has a amazing shmonster.

by john's-shmonster November 17, 2011

Shyster

Legendary Monster of Olde, the Shyster is a gangly, pale monsters with long, rake-like claws, perfect for picking roaches out of the deepest of ash trays and picking dutch money out of your pockets. Some say the Shyster acts as a form of smoking karma, bad smoking habits and general shystiness invites the unpleasant visit of the shyster. Others believe he's the fifth rider of the apocalypse, but sold his horse for pot and got ditched by the rest of the riders, now he forever roams the earth in search of pot, disregarding all morals and ethics.

"Where's Shawn?"
"Shhh, do not speak the name of the Shyster..."

by Keeper of the Legend December 23, 2009

shyster

A Jewish professional who cons people. Taken from the Shakespearian character Shylock, in "The Merchant of Venice."

That shyster is stealing my money.

by Maria Purice November 14, 2005

Shimster

'Shakin Whatchya Momma Gave ya!

"'Naufil asked me to Shimsterrr" oh yeahhhhh..... ;)

by shimster May 9, 2005

shooster

1.A trickster
3.A dumb cockeyed hoe with a stank ass
2.A person of african descent that holds his genitals while rapping

Shes a shooster because she tries to trick guys out of money.

by GSTAT January 12, 2007

Shyster

Emelina big head faith Ebel

Hi my name is emelina and I am a shyster

by Albert Einstein Brother August 19, 2019