shoejob

a girl jerking off a man's cock with her cute shoes

gemma was wearing tan court shoes, which she masturbated my cock with

by gemma's foot slave April 21, 2005

Showmosexual

someone in love with, or a devoted fan of, the band Showbread

A term derived from an internet article claiming the band was homosexual (which they are not)

Intended to be used in a fun or joking manor, and not serious in any way.

Have you heard Showbread's new album? I swear, it's turning me into a Showmosexual"

by ShowbreadSuperFan August 15, 2009

Shoebox Memories

A discarded shoebox that houses elements that you associate with memorable events in your life. Like your first movie tickets, your best friends' letters to you, birthday cards, pictures of family... etc.

In a sentence: Anna said, "I've never been to a Michael Buble concert before; these tickets are definitely getting parked in my shoebox memories."

by scribblernibbler January 4, 2011

Shlemortz

One who is classified as an idiot or something worse. Usually used as a playful joke between friends but can equally used to insult someone.(might call someone a shlem for short)

Damn that frat brother is really a shlemortz.

by Scooter Schlemmy September 6, 2021

old_shoebox_

THE COOLEST PERSON EVER !! SOSO SILLY AND FUN TO BE AROHND !! amazing at art and just a super nice and great personal in general :)) !! a great friend !!

wow isn’t old_shoebox_ just SO COOL !!

by leafybasil August 19, 2022

Shemona

A girl who loves to laugh and smile. She may have alot of mood swings. But most of the time, she tries to be happy. She's hardworking and has to do everything perfectly. She is lovable and absouloutley cute and adorable.

Who is that cutie? That’s Shemona!!!

by michalea2664847287 November 13, 2018

homo fo shomo

someone or somethings that is real homo. like most definitly gay

the male ballet dancer was a homo fo shomo

by keyza September 12, 2007