Sam "Stumpy" Shoemake

The definition of a fat monkey cousin fucker.

man: hey look it's sam "stumpy" shoemake.

woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker

by Timmy the Retard September 12, 2022

a shoemaker's meal

a bag of chips divided by five.

three doritos and a stick of gum- a shoemaker's meal

by mr. muttinchup August 17, 2010

Nick Shoemaker

The Dick Goomaker. He is the greatest south lead that there ever was. he had ridden twizzlers twisted gravity, need i say more?

Who’s that guy in the orange high vis polo? Oh that’s Nick Shoemaker, he’s a legend around here.

by Dick Goomaker May 21, 2025

Mrs. Shoemaker

Term used to describe extremely fun and kind English teachers.

My English teacher is so nice. She’s like a Mrs. Shoemaker.

by city>united July 17, 2022

Shoemake

A bitch ass hoe

You being acting like a shoemake

by Shoemake December 25, 2021