Shoe-Horn

To Shoehorn is to put something into a space where it doesn't fit.

alot of game developers make a great storyline for a game, then shoe-horn multiplayer in at the last second, causing it to suck.

Shoe-Horn by Revanx17 November 23, 2011

shoehorne

Someone who gets very sexually excitable when shoes become topic of conversation, or whenever a shoe is sighted

His got shoehorne again, the worse they stink the more excited he becomes, we went to Clark's last week and he shot his load everywhere, the cashier wasn't best pleased

shoehorne by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

Cincinnati Shoe Horn 

Flaccid penis + stubborn butthole + a thumb = Cincinnati Shoehorn.

1. the act of using one's thumb to assist in the insertion of a flaccid penis into a butthole.

2. East Portland Hipper than You-ing, except with a flaccid penis and a willing, non-hipster partner.

James: Hey man, how was your night?

Paul: Well I had a little whiskey dick, so I had to start off with the Cincinnati Shoe Horn, but it got the job done.

James: Gross man.

Cincinnati Shoe Horn by NW PDXer January 10, 2012

Flying Shoe-Horn of Mongolia 

1. When two homo sapiens have sexual intercourse on top of a yac. Presumbably in the Saharan Desert. The yac does not have to participate.

"Hey Alvin, we had a great Flying Shoe-Horn of Mongolia, but where did you get the yac?"

Flying Shoe-Horn of Mongolia by Alvin Dubbs July 4, 2008

shoe horn 

a handy dandy appliance used for making taking shoes off even easier

"i see your foot is stuck in your shoe, here borrow my shoe horn"

shoe horn by Norman Truddleswick May 14, 2005

Shoehorse

A rare phenomena in human interaction causing a circular formation (similar to a horseshoe) to create awesome video footage of long arming inside houses/dwellings.

NOT to be confused with equestrian footwear.

"Dude, get off the sofa. Lets form a Shoehorse!"

"Okay..."

Shoehorse by Boredatwork.com June 16, 2009

two finger shoe horn 

The act of inserting two fingers into a female orifice to aid in inserting your penis, much like the way a shoe horn is used to put your foot into a shoe.

When I have whiskey dick I use the two finger shoe horn to get my cock into my woman.

two finger shoe horn by Grimm D January 11, 2009