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chicago shoeshine 

When you pay $20 to a homeless person to get you off on the side walk. Then they wax your shoes clean with a mixture of their spit and your spooge
Livingston was lost on Ohio St. so he paid a homeless guy for directions and ended up getting a Chicago shoeshine. It was more than he bargained for.

shoeshine 

An exclamatory response after one is thoroughly insulted. Can be done by the offending party, but is more effective when a third party engages in the call or yell.
Fat boy 1: I must be losing weight, I've been sweating all day!
Fat boy 2:It doesn't count if you sweat from eating!
Fat boy 3: SHOESHINE!!!
shoeshine by adnan January 12, 2004

Cincinnati Shoeshine 

"She loved the taste of her poo, so I offered to give her a Cincinnati Shoeshine."

shoeshine 

"Rub on some shoeshine. No, not that shoeshine, asshead. Oh look, now you're cock's all black."

- Mrs Bush

shoeshine 

A move in four square. To simply do over hand and to hit the other person on their shoe. Therefore, you would have done a shoeshine and the other person would have been out.
*BAM*
kid 1: *gasp* he did a shoeshine!!
kid 2: he's out!! *pointing to the kid that got hit in the shoe*
kid 3: yayy! congratulations on you're victory of a shoeshine!!
shoeshine by katrocks13 June 3, 2012

Shoeshine 

Idiot: "I'm the best ever!!"
Everyone else: "SHOESHINE!!"
Shoeshine by New Den September 16, 2009