Von Schnitzel

The Von Schnitzel tank was a feared weapon in WW2. Created by "Von Schnitzel" himself, this tank features the powerfull "Pleskinshoota" capable of destorying enemy tanks with one round.

I am the von schnitzel tank.
Javoleh!

by vonschnitz September 25, 2005

Schnitty

Australian Slang for Schnitzel; normally referring to Chicken Schnitzel bought from a Pub.

Oi, Bazza, yagarn down the pub for a schnitty?

by Kroony August 24, 2010

sanitease

Somebody who only washes their hands when there is somebody else present in the bathroom. This person would even go as far as to tear off a paper towl and pretend to dry their hands while exiting a public restroom.

Jack: "You think that guy actually washed his hands."
Brian: "Probably not. He's such a sanitease."

by Chuckd April 6, 2006

sanitized

Cleaned. Cleared of all bad things. Clean enough to eat your dinner from.

The toilet was sanitized and was a joy to sit on.

by kozzoo March 30, 2009

schnitzel hunt

Anglicised bastardisation of the German term "Schnitzeljagd" (Scavenger Hunt).

A schnitzel hunt is an infuriating and seemingly impossible quest in which the only reward is the memories of the friendships destroyed along the way. There may or may not be schnitzel involved

Susan and Rose were huddled out of the rain under the eave of the stable, their windswept faces looking more and more miserable as they tried to decode the final clues of the "Treasuring Friendship" team building exercise they had been tasked with. Wiping water from her eyes, uncaring of the panda like effect the smeared mascara was having on her visage, Susan read the clue

"You have traveled far on your journey today, for some creatures the means hay, for others they must give way"
"Fuck!", Rose slumped to the ground "We have been at this for hours! I don't know if I can stand being out in this fucking rain any longer! It has to be something with horses, right?", she stared wildly at Susan, frustration clear across her face "This whole event is nothing more than a damn schnitzel hunt!"

by _Figment June 5, 2019

Super Sanity

Super Sanity is when you have reached a point that you are so sane that you may appear crazy to the world.

They are not insane, infact I believe they reached a point of super sanity.

by Violeten October 6, 2008

sanity not included

one of the funniest gaming web series created in 2010. starring machinima legends guitarmasterx7 and dexterboy124, these two not-so-average gamers (and their roommate Nina) attempt to make every large game release into a joke.

Hey man, did you watch that Sanity not included episode?

yeah, i pissed myself laughing.

by Traitorblade March 29, 2011