holy shmotz

something you say instead of swearing. it's kind of a PA thing but we're gonna try to spread it to boston too :)

"HOLY SHMOTZ BRYAN IS WICKED COOL!!"

by ncarolinas4loverss<3 August 9, 2009

yehei shmei shmuck

a small circumcised penis
(in jew talk)

can be used as a:
noun, insult, or exclamation

"Dude, you have a yehei shmei shmuck!!!"

"Look what you did, you yehei shmei shmuck"

"YEHEI SHMEI SHMUCK!! I DROPPED MY PHONE IN THE FUCKING HOT TUB!!!"

by lebishandwoodwootwoot March 10, 2009

Shmet

A small penis

Bryan has a shmet

by Shmit March 11, 2018

shmuckface

a blend of cocky douchebag, idiot, and tool

That guy thinks he's the shit...he's a shmuckface.

by asdfghjkl456 January 22, 2012

Shkutz

A shkutz is a non-jewish boy/man or a boy who was not born from a Jewish mother. This word is from the Yiddish language.

Girl: Hey mom! Meet my new boyfriend!
Mom: Oy Vavoy! Is he Jewish?
Girl: His dad is! He is very nice and wants to be more Jewish.
Mom: None of the bobemaise, he is a Shkutz

by The NJG December 13, 2018

schmutz

Used by Jewish mothers to identify that you've got some kind of crap on your face

Mommy: You've got som Schmutz on your face, Oy!
You: blech!

by Cameron Jackson January 4, 2005

shmuble

When a stupid person is shouting and mumbling at the same time when we don't understand what he is saying.

McJuggerNuggets shmubles when he kills his dad.

by AyyWifi June 23, 2016