Shmuck

The Foreskin that is removed from the Penis during a circumcision is the correct definition of shmuck.

Only a shmuck would would would stand up a woman on a date.

by AJK March 1, 2004

shmuck

(Yiddish)
a) A penis.
b) An annoying person.

"I was planning this party for weeks, and this Shmuck comes and ruined it !!"

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

shmuck

1. Slang for penis

2. An annoying person.

Look at the shmuck on that horse!

by Bobby Leeford October 16, 2008

shmuck

a stupid person, someone who is stupid adjective

you are a shmuck for pulling that stunt.

by eraoner April 13, 2007

Shmuckle

its kinda like the next level after love.

Simon shmuckles Josephine a whole lot!

I shmuckle you.

by Seamonsterz August 11, 2010

schmuckalovich

truck sized schlongola

Mr Biggz, the porn star has a schmuckalovich between his legs.

by claudio pommier April 26, 2007

Shmuckstache

One who wears an over bearing mustache that makes him or her look like a total shmuck!

The picture of the man's face on Incubus' "The Science" album. Almost everybody on Anchorman. Walter Cronkite, and many many more Shmuckstachers around the globe. You know who they are!

by Spanky Doodle January 10, 2008