shmooze

(verb) To awkwardly bull sh*t your way through in an important situation. Sometimes involves sucking up.

Dude, you totally shmoozed her.

by greekhyperion October 9, 2007

Shmoozin

the action of a male trying to pull a female by way of smooth talking, chat-up lines, buying drinks, texting, and generally flirting. The male does this as he has the ulteria motive of bedding said female.

Sam has been shmoozin that lass all night.

Danny is shmoozin Jill.

I am going to shmooz that fit bird.

by The Pid March 24, 2009

schmootzky

hair product used by guidos used to slick back and plaster their hair to their head. Also used to get that nice shine.

Me: Wow Mike your hair is looking extra shiny and slicked back today. You could probably stick your head out of an airplane and it wouldn't lose its shape.

Mike: Thanks! I put extra schmootzky in it

by minipie September 15, 2010

Shmootie

A girl who is a smut and down to fuck.

The shmootie came out of the room after fucking 9 guys.

by BrooklynPat May 8, 2010

Shmoozer

Someone that uses other people for their benefit

bro #1: "you know he only wants you at the party so you can get him alcohol, he's a fuckin shmoozer."

by henryzz September 28, 2008

shmoot

The size of a micro-penis (between 1-7 cm's).

Olex man, your girl Stacey told me you have a shmoot and she couldn't even feel it.

by Xheus August 2, 2016

The Shmooze

1. He is the shadow that creeps into your window at twilight and dances at the foot of your bed, just to creep you out. He is the troll that makes you rethink your entire life with a sentence. A wizard of humor that will destroy you with lulz. He is The Shmooze, not Darkwing Duck.

2. Also known as The Snooze.

3. The self-proclaimed nickname of Sam Gosland, a Costa Mesa college student and identical twin with a wicked sense of humor and long feminine hair. Frequently procrastinates and makes it by the teeth.

"Behold The Shmooze, destroyer of worlds!"
"Who's that guy?
Oh him? That's The Shmooze. You don't fuck with him."

by The One and Only Dylan Gosland October 22, 2008