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Shockability

The ability to be shockin
Andy pulling birds has shockability
by TRFCooper September 30, 2021
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dur shmoka

1. The act of smoking deliciously kind budz; the smoking of cannabis.

2. Taking an incredibly large hit off a bong.
Up for a little dur shmoka off the ongbay?

I'm feelin' some dur shmoka later this evening.
by Giovanni Ewert May 26, 2011
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shmock

Literally meaning "jewellery" or "treasure", the yiddish word "schmock"/"shmock"/"shmuck" is usually used to refer to a cocksucking faggot or, if used with a possessive, to a mere cock. Other common yiddish slang words for a mantool are "schtick" and "putz". Each of them bears a slightly different connotation.
Aaron:"Berel is such a shmock!"
Yan:"A shmock indeed and a nebbish and a kaffer. He's been seen sucking putz for mos!"
Aaron:"Yeah, I've heared that mayse. He's meshugge!"
Yan:"He certainly is!"

Miryam:"Berel, stop scratching your schmuck! that's disgusting."
Berel:"Be still, woman! I scratch what I want."
Miryam:"Yea. Nor nisht in public, Berel. Nisht in public!"
by haDurak March 13, 2009
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Smocka Blant

The action of going to "smoke a blunt" Usually in the woulds (woods), surrounded by "devil worsh-ippers" (devil worshippers)" and rhcoons (raccoons)
"Dude les gah smocka blant." "ELLLLLLLLLE YAH!!!!!!"
by Who can it be September 7, 2008
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shocka wocka

Slang for a cool event, such as a stuck fart leaving the butt or a tax refund check arriving. also just used randomly to harass co-workers!!!!
"Pfffftt...ahhhh dat's da shocka wocka!!" or "I got my money back finallly!!! Shocka-Wocka!!!" also defined as a person that's da sh@t, usually wispered to another..."it's da shocka wocka" or just blurb it out when others are deep in thought !!!!!
by roach bug January 24, 2008
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Da Shocka

Stick yo Pinky in da ass and yo index and middle finga in the pussay!!!!!!!!!!
i gave mai bitch da shocka and she cried
by Rollie York August 21, 2006
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shockalockadingdong

when you have absolutly no clue about anything
if you have amnesia, you have a case of shockalockadingdong
by jimmy jang jack jong February 14, 2005
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