shmoob

A shemale breast, occasionally mistaken for a boob.

Dude looking at porn: "Booooooooooooooo.....oh shit, shmoobs!" *alt-f4*

by evnidetr November 14, 2010

shmoobagobgob

To give or take a big sloppy kiss

Sharyn: Dave, give us a shmoobagobgob.
Dave: Okay then!

;P x

by Sharyn Murray May 8, 2008

Shmobtacular

ADJ. An act or decribing word. Used in an epic moment of dopeness or just out of pure amazingness.

Ayy, that kill was almost SHMOBTACULAR, but you died.

by MUTHAPHUKKINJIMBO August 31, 2010

Shmob train

When an early driver, maybe 16 or 17, drives fast on a set track and listens to nostalgic music.

Hey man let's go on a Shmob train!
Aight man we should listen to Hercules.

Sounds good let's do it.

by FG23 November 8, 2010

Shlobberknocker

A Person who is so intoxicated that they're drooling all over themselves, can no longer speak or comprehend reality.

Let's get shlobberknockered up

by MzHeythurr July 18, 2011

shmooblydonk

The process and/or art of shmoobing.

Dude, I met a vagina the other night and it totally got Shmooblydonked.

Or--

I drank way too much tonight, I know in the morning I'm gonna have to take a giant shmooblydonk.

by Shmoob-donk August 20, 2011

smobb up

To travel as a group.

Me and my boys are about to smobb up to the store and jump the cashier.

by Crow Bar March 12, 2014