Ed Sheeran 

Hotter clone of Rupert Grint who can sing

Guy 1: Have you heard the new Ed Sheeran song?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Well, someone is technologically retarded

Ed Sheeran by u r gae February 19, 2019

Ed Sheeran 

Ed Sheeran is a beautiful ginger singer-songwriter who is truthfully know as a Ginger Jesus who has an amazing heart along with incredible music! His eyes make you feel as though you dove into a sparkling ocean and his hair is such a statement! The ginger hair on him can just make anyone happy and his fun, easygoing personality makes everyone’s heart melt! He is not like the rest because he is such a sweet person with a great personality which some celebrities don’t have! Ed Sheeran can turn tables like no other and make anyone feel great at anytime!!

- Who is Ed Sheeran?
- Ed Sheeran is a ginger singer-songwriter

Ed Sheeran by teddysdayeveryday June 1, 2018

Ed Sheeran 

An overrated British dude with orange hair who sings songs that radio hosts will play for you 16,000 times a day

GUY 1: Who sings this song that’s now playing for the 180th time in a row?
GUY 2: Ed Sheeran. He’s orange.

Ed Sheeran by KurtByDay March 11, 2018

Shmorange

Extreme love. Love between couples that are PERFECT for each other.

"Hey did you hear? Jeffrey told Hannah that he Shmoranges her! That must mean that they will last forever!"

Shmorange by In Shmorange June 20, 2009

Shmean

Slang for: what do you mean?

Person A : hey did you take my bag of weed?
Person B : shmean bro, I didn’t take your shit!

Shmean by Imgoofygoober2 June 2, 2018

Simeranjoyt 

A Heather. She is the most beautiful human-being you could ever encounter. Everyone wants to be her; her eyes sparkle brighter than the moon, her hair is like a summer breeze, and lips taste like Vanilla. You definitely need a Simmer in your life, too bad there's only one.

Have you seen Heather? I MEAN Simeranjoyt?

Simeranjoyt by ilovesimmer October 18, 2020

SomeRandomWizard 

An absolute chad, if you ever meet him, your day will be legendary.

- totally not written by him.

also, sub to him on youtube. B)

"Bro, have you seen SomeRandomWizard???!?!"
"Oh heck yeah, dude! he's like the coolest guy in town"

SomeRandomWizard by SomeRandomWizard May 13, 2021