shmotchkiss

shmotchkiss (shmôch'kis)- noun

1. a pity excuse for a T-shirt slogan used by the Class Committee for fear of coming up with any funny joke that resembles decency.
2. Dr. Seuss rhyme.
(see embarrassment)

Class Committee:
"Hey check out this new slogan for Hotchkiss Day: 'Hotchkiss Shmotchkiss!'"

Upper Mid:
"That kinda sucks..."

by Nicolas Hurt November 24, 2007

Slotch

A combination of slut and hotch.
Slut + Hotch = SLOTCH!!

"That girl is such a slotch!"
"You effin slotch!"

by Desiree aka Dez aka Dezzie March 27, 2003

sklotcher

Bizarre scottish lad now studying a science degree at an Oxbridge University suckling vigorously from the udder of Englishness all the while protesting that he is Scottish, really.

Stop deleting this definition, you 'lil Sklotcher!

by Bendy Adam October 2, 2003

Splotchy_Artistry

They have alot of pet penises and has a friend in an arsonist. They understand Danish and is big yes

Splotchy_Artistry is a big dick

by Actry_ July 20, 2021

shlitch

neither shlonger or shlongee.

as long as the penis goes in the whole hole the shlitch is 😎

"aw kai do u wanna put it up my ass?"

"whatever man, im such a shlitch"

by tylerhasalargepetananaconda January 17, 2022

splotch

what she likes on her back

i want you to splotch on my back babygorl

by tingu May 5, 2023

sclotch

A man who butter a womans bread with his manglaze

She love my sclotch with her tuna fish and snapper

by Sclotch April 14, 2024