shooshpap

The practice of calming an enraged and/or depressed friend by shushing them while lightly stroking their face. This is not mere action, as the friend must try to place their positive emotions into the shooshpap and communicate it to them.

Whenever George gets mad, I shooshpap him until he calms his tits.

by Derarc October 20, 2011

shloshed

Drunk.. Having had too much to drink. drunk

Wow, Debby and I were shloshed last night! I think I mooned the cops again.

by Eric November 12, 2003

Shooshanorti

An Armenian swear word. Most of the time, it's used to criticize an annoying, obese, emo, bitchy, fugly, brace-faced, cock sucking wannabe slut with freaky nails that loves drama and drags everyone in it. This individual bullshits about everything in life and denys it later on. This individual may also contain facial hair that rapidly grows in the area between her chin and neck.

John: "Woah, look at that ugly whore. I bet you i can get her to suck my dick for free!"
Fred: "Duhh, shes a shooshanorti!"

by Wordsaver May 5, 2009

sloshed

Consuming large amounts of alcohol to the extent that you are passed out with your head in the toilet.

I got so fucking sloshed last night!

by Demented Dust Bunny August 4, 2003

sloshball

Sloshball is kickball with beer. A keg is used in place of second base. When runners reach second base, they must finish a cup of beer before moving on to third. However, there is no force out at third base, so an unlimited number of people can be on second base drinking beer.

Everyone on the field must be holding a beer at all times. Fielders may not drop their beer in order to make a play on the ball. If a batter believes that a fielder is playing with an empty cup, batter may call a beer check on the fielder. If the fielder has an empty cup, he/she must drink. If the fielder made an out but was found to have no beer in their cup, the batter is safe. If there is beer in the cup, the batter who called beer check must drink.

All close plays should result in loud, profanity laced arguments.

If the game ends and no one has splashed beer on themselves, the game should be considered a failure.

Dude, kickball is so 1987. We need to be playin us some sloshball.

Dogg, why come you covered in piss beer?
Cus bro, I been playin sloshball all afternoon!

by Jonah Sauce May 13, 2008

Spit Slosh

The little amount of beer left in bottles, cans, cups, etc. that nobody ever wants to finish. Spit Slosh is warm, flat, and the main reason for leaky garbage bags at parties. It can most commonly be found in beer pong cups after a sloppy game.

Girl: "Hey can I get some of your beer?"

Guy: "Sure you can just finish it I was about to grab a new one anyway."

Girl: "Nevermind I'll just get my own, I don't want your Spit Slosh."

by WEEZY<3 February 24, 2009

sploshing

Noun: a sexual/sensual food exchange, in which at least one person covers another person in foods of different tastes, textures, and temperatures. Eating the food off said person is optional. It is common practice for the "sploshee" to be nude so as to heighten the feeling of the food on their bare skin. The "splosher" can be nude or clothed based on preference. Other common usages are the present verb splosh.

"He knelt in the shower while his partner covered him with layer after layer of sticky syrups, slick oils, and chilled liquids. Never knowing what sensation or intoxicating aroma she would be sploshing him with next, each touch of her hand or dribble of liquid sent waves of awareness shooting through his body."

by Mistress Shae Flanigan June 25, 2009