slinker

Adjective. Someone who is a waste of human skin. Derived from the phrase " Some folks are like Slinkys... They are not good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

That babe is a total slinker. She's banging fifteen other guys, and tells each one they are "the only one".

by RobH October 16, 2005

Slinkery

A person who has been Slinky, and taken it to another level, is said to be Slinkery.

Dude! That kid, He just blew straight past Slinky and into Slinkery!!

by Nippers June 17, 2011

shlonkered

When you are completely stoned or drunk to a point you believe you are in a dream state.

"Dude are you ok?"
"Yeah, don't worry I'm about to wake up."
"You're completely shlonkered man. Hahaha!"

by Trollmonkey September 17, 2014

shwinkers

A group of badass friends from hazelwood

Do you know that guy over there?
HELL YEAH, he’s one of the shwinkers

by Fuentata October 15, 2018

Shlinked

When someone puts a bitch into the position of a slinky and pushes that mother fucker down the stairs

Bro I just shlinked that chik

by Extremis- May 9, 2022

shtinker

Calling someone stinky or a stinker,but instead of saying stinker you make it sound funnier and gigglesom!

Bludster your such a shtinker

by Lil smoked paprika September 2, 2023

Landan Slinker

Landan Slinker is a little (BIG) bitch who likes to eat all your food and tell dark jokes

Guy1”oh shit it’s that kid” guy2”oh fuck it’s landan Slinker shit run” popular bitch girl (Parker) “ OH FUCK A GINGER FUCK HES UGLY SKSKSK” guy 1”Parker’s a bitch” guy 2 “well so it Landan slinker

by Itscamtheman November 4, 2019