Shledium

When its not quite a shlong

I would'nt say it was a shlong... more of a shledium.

by SPark12 February 24, 2005

shexiful

A stupid version of the word "sexy" with the suffix "full" added on to it, probably by someone with way too much time on their hands in a failed attempt at individuality.

OMG, you look so shexiful!

by Wiggy_liastd September 6, 2008

shlemazel

A person who suffers the screw-ups of a shlemiel.

A shlemiel is the guy who buys a coke at the ball game and spills it on the guy in front of him, who is a shlemazel.

by Bruce February 4, 2004

Shleep

When someone roasts you or someone else and makes you question your existence. Can also be used when a person says something or does something so dumb it makes you figuratively die.

John: Yo that that guy over there was just trying to toast a waffle and lit himself on fire

Grant: Hahahaha bruh I'm shleep

by shleepgod February 26, 2017

shalex

a conjoined person who shares both anything or everything. note: being detached from one another would result in self-destruction.

shalex is together again? shalex is never apart!

by boogerbooger July 6, 2008

shexcks

shexcks is a cooler way of spelling the word 'sex'
becuase we kids are cool like

i like shexcks, its really nice.

by abdul fannyyy April 20, 2010

Shlechtables

1.
a drug or other substance which has a physiological effect when ingested or otherwise introduced into the body.

2. Illegally obtained drugs for recreation use.

3. Alcohol

Steve walked in to the party and asked if there were any shlechtables

by Nojobjoe April 23, 2017