Shmacked

To be so drunk or so high to the point of not being able to function.

"Man I was so shmacked last night I couldn't even say George Washington."

"I'm shmacked!"

by 12368kyl October 11, 2009

Slacked

describes the physical state your in when on Vicodin or Norco. very relaxed and a slacking attitude. similar to saying you are "stoned."

where you been man?

dude i been slacked out in the bathroom cuz these pills.

by Bankadank November 11, 2010

shmacked

annoying ass vegas guys and girls that think they’re hard by getting blacked out & just hookup each other like a huge triangle when in reality everyone thinks that they’re lame.

“shmacked or ltt party tonight?”
“def ltt.”

by LTT June 18, 2019

shmacked

becoming drunk to the point that you perform the Shmoney Dance

Dude, I was so shmacked last night at the party. I lost it when Hot Nigga came on.

by chrestor November 4, 2014

Shacked

As a pedestrian, being needlesly hit in a vehicle due to careless driving.

We're in an empty parking lot, i'm wearing a high vis jacket and you still shacked me, learn how to drive you fucking tard!

by Angu5 January 5, 2012

Splacked

Fucked up
Tore up from the floor up.
Twisted
Krunk

Man you're fucking splacked on that shit.

by Fumar August 1, 2008

shalacked

The act of getting extremely drunk in college.

Daaaamn, Janna got shalacked last night and forgot to study for her midterm.

by Janna D December 14, 2007