Shizitus

When sumding wong and you donno how to go homo and you feel like somding worse than shit you may have a case of shizitus. (Shizitus) Disease when you puke, crap, pee, cry, ear boogers, sweat, bleed and get mad.

Yesterday jack was not too safe he was on the roof and had to take a shit but realized he had his ballsack stuck in a knot and bent between his legs and got jammed and superglued to the ceiling and thats when jack realized he had the case of Shizitus he got stuck and he released his shizitus everywhere

by Ballflapcrap August 9, 2019

holy fa-shizit

A term used when a younger child is in the room, or if you dont like to cuss. Based on the term "Holy Shit" which is much more vulgar.

dude1: aww man, i just crapped my pants...
(little brother walks into room)
dude2: holy fa-shizit!

by thafranchise94 May 12, 2007

shigity shigity schwa

A quote from a very amusing flash animation spoofing The Mario Brothers.

Used to show approval with an action or plan of such. Also used as a verbal taunt to some extent.

Possible dirivatives are:

Ba-shigity!
Shigity!
Schwa!

ect.

Guy 1: *Enter the room with a confident swagger* "Shigity Shigity Schwa!"

by Xhelix March 12, 2005

shizit

secret word for swearing. It means shit.

"Holy shizit! Look at the size of that fucking chicken!"

by isthisfuckingnametakin??? January 2, 2009

shiying

Uniquely cool and cheerful person. Intelligent and loves studying.

Uni is so easy for me, I am a shiying.

by Fkthislol December 6, 2017

shiitake

another way of saying shit, kinda like saying shiite . aside from that in Japanese it literally means "oak-tree mushroom"

holy shiitake mushrooms!! instead of holy shit...

by .:Kess:. February 13, 2004

Shititism

1. The purposeful and unfair mistreatment of a subordinate, student, player, or child because of ill-feelings towards them.
2. The polar oppisite of favoritism.

Why do you always treat Owen worse than the other salespeople. That is shititism.

by jwill25 February 24, 2010