Shitzophrenia 

(Noun) Informal medical name for severe diarrhoea especially the explosive liquid kind that sprays the toilet bowl.

Hey Junaid, I heard you were diagnosed with a case of shitzophrenia.

Shitzophrenia by Juna358 April 4, 2019

schizophrenic cowboy 

a person who is completly random

bob- look at that guy over there
steve- damn, what a schizophrenic cowboy

schizophrenic cowboy by OaklandRaiderEJ May 2, 2011

schizophrenic template 

A poorly organized web site full of insane ramblings, usually centered on the page, which change the color, font size, and capitalization of words at random. They often contain irrelevant links and pictures, page-long alt tags, and animated backgrounds. Such sites tend to be about religion, aliens, conspiracy theories, and dead babies.

These people all seem to be using a standard schizophrenic template.

schizophrenic template by nameless five September 3, 2005

Schizophrenic 

a person who smoked alot of weed and now is schizophrenic

pot smoker : i wonder where matt is he’s late for smoking some weed
schizophrenic : the horns are out to get me im not getting out this bed or im gonna die

Schizophrenic by Know's Alot May 27, 2011

Schizophrenic 

that totally awesome album by JC Chasez. Absolutely amazing. Ok, so it's all about sex, sex, sex but it's just brilliant!

M: Have you listened to Schizo yet?
K: Um... no?
M: Well, get on it! You'll love it! I promise.

Schizophrenic by magz September 20, 2005

schitzophrenic 

An elaborate web of lies. A conspiracy created by anyone aginst you. The intention is to trick you into stepping into their trap. The sole purpose is to fool you into failing. Ruin yourself.

"Them boys went schitzophrenic on me"

schitzophrenic by Próff April 27, 2017

schizophrenic 

a person with two different souls stuck inside of them with two totally different personalities

if you are schizophrenic, one minute you'll be happy and smiling, then the next minute, you'll be in tears

schizophrenic by steph May 13, 2005