Shitdick

A parasitic disease which includes a major symptom known as shitting out of ones dick when in the act of peeing. The origins of this highly rare parasite is unknown, but it was rumored to have first occured in 5000BCE when a cave man decided to shove a dung beetle up his dick; hence the name 'shitdick.' The chances of a male child being born with shitdick is .69% or 69 people in every 10000. Shitdick can also be spread by remaining in the carbon dioxide bubbles of soda. It seems to prefer Coke over Pepsi. Shitdick is also known to cause a hostile personality shift when the host is accused to harbor shitdick. If the host refuses the accusation before asking it is clear that person has shitdick. Shitdick has yet to be funded and the cure is unknown.

I feel bad for Jose. It seems his Shitdick is really acting up today.

by Red Cross November 15, 2013

shitkicker

n.,pl., boots that are similar to ones that a person would wear if they were working and at risk of stepping in manure, but are fancy or new and are worn for fashion

All right Ellie-Mae I'll go line dancing with you, just hold on while I put on my shitkickers!

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

shitkickers

A pair of cowboy boots.

John bought himself a new pair of shitkickers at the western wear store.

by You Can't Kill the Metal June 1, 2006

shitpicking

The act of trying to find every little freaking thing wrong about anything, in a rather sad/pathetic attempt to validate one's intelligence, yet the act of shitpicking actually does the opposite; as it proves that the person shitpicking is so desperate for attention that they will grasp at literally anything in an attempt to prove someone else wrong, and/or win an argument.

Person 1: (referencing a baking recipe on the web for a "brownie cookie") The person who owns this baking site should know that a brownie IS a cookie, and in fact, is a type of bar cookie. I read it in a book in my culinary arts class, the name of the recipe is just retarded.

Person 2: the average person would not consider a brownie to be a cookie

Person 1: yes, but the person who runs this baking website should know this. I consider the brownie/cookie thing to be a biggy mistake

Person 2: you're shitpicking. stop.

by smartgenius1 May 26, 2009

shitkicker

Oh, the shitkicker? Well, the one with the big mouth, the one who always has something to prove, the one who just can't leave well enough alone.

The shitkicker goes through life, pushing everything and everyone to their absolute limit by doing annoying little things, like always giving special instructions when ordering food, asking way too many questions and trying to get the last word in every disagreement.

You know the one, everyone has had to deal with someone who would do something as useless as kick a piece of shit.

Confronted with the life experience of a child, the cocksure shitkicker goes through life kicking shit down the street, but never actually ends up getting anywhere.....

by osibisa November 16, 2007

Shitkicker

A white person hailing from America's deep south, Usually is republican, Conservative and posseses an intense dislike for Foreigners or at least non-Southerners.
A shitkicker is similar to a Redneck

Many people see all white Southerners as Racist redneck Shitkickers

by David Bayliss June 24, 2006

Shitdick

Someone who's life, situation, or story always has to be worse than everyone else's. A literal dick made of shit would be the perfect example of a shitdick, as no matter how shitty your life is, no one wants to be a dick made of shit.

"Fuck. I got my dick caught in the shredder."
"Yeah? Well I'm a dick made of shit. How do you feel now?"

OR

"Man, I have cancer."
"Man, I have two kinds of cancer!"
"Dude, don't be such a shitdick!"

by KvltmasterFlex August 23, 2009