Whilst one man is having a standard shit wank, a second man sits on his lap cowboy style and shits between his legs, whilst simultaneously jerking them both off with theirs cocks pressed up against each others
I was having a sneaky shitwank when my man lover Plunky sat down on my lap and joined me for a good ol nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank of monstrous proportions. We simultaneously owned the toilet whilst setting off jizz fireworks all of the bathroom ceiling
by Bumfluff June 25, 2014
Get the nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank mug.Any kind of deteriorated vehicle, usually the kind that mom and dad make you drive in high school. Popular shitwagons include the Chevette, Pinto, Yugo, Festiva, etc.
by Serpent December 3, 2003
Get the shitwagon mug.Related Words
shitwagon • shitwag • Shitbag • shitbagger • Shitlag • shitbagged • shitwaffles • shitwig • Shitbaggery • shitwad
a derogatory term used to express disgust with untrustworthy or shallow individuals.
1) one who is full of shit, a liar.
2) one who says or promises something but will then back out (shit out)
3) one who drops their morals for the sake of convenience or to avoid a confrontation
4) (occasionally), a gobsite
1) one who is full of shit, a liar.
2) one who says or promises something but will then back out (shit out)
3) one who drops their morals for the sake of convenience or to avoid a confrontation
4) (occasionally), a gobsite
by bitplane April 20, 2004
Get the shitbag mug.a VERY commonly used military term that refers to an individual that is incapable of preforming the simpliest of tasks or instructions. Closely related to a buddy fucker, this individual is worthless, a drain on the squad/platoon, and is usually the guy that gets pushed onto the grenade.
Private Justin Dunham is a worthless foot powder mailing, locker tipping, model tank breaking shitbag, and the fact he is getting married and going to reproduce frightens me.
by kassfactor March 24, 2009
Get the shitbag mug.uhm, like, spencer was wasted and fell pon the campfire but, luckily eric had spent the day at taco bell, thus, he was able to shitpagne supernova him and saved his LIFE,...LIFE...LIFE
by Shmanye west October 16, 2011
Get the shitpagne supernova mug.Judy's husband, Jerry, deployed for a year to Iraq.
Judy fucked harry.
Judy got pregnant and Jerry finds out. Bad military wife bad!You're such a shitbag war whore
Judy fucked harry.
Judy got pregnant and Jerry finds out. Bad military wife bad!You're such a shitbag war whore
by savvy momma May 15, 2009
Get the shitbag war whore mug.Collateral Shittage occurs when there is an explosion of liquid shit and feces of biblical proportion. Generally, Collateral Shittage is not anticipated. Rather, one expects a clean pinch and drop of an otherwise healthy turd. When Collateral Shittage occurs, it results in a wet, thick, shit overspray that sticks around the oring and blasts out and upwards onto the ass cheeks and even as far as the lower back. It splatters the toilet bowel and may even run along and down the toilet seat rim appearing like warm ass batter. In extreme cases, it may even reach the floor or surrounding walls. Collateral Shittage is difficult to clean up and results in a typical Endless Wipe.
Carl was heading out of the office for an afternoon sales meeting. On the way out, he felt a sudden clinching of his oring. He ran to the rest room to where he thought he would have pinched the perfect loaf. However, his Mexican lunch came back to haunt him and his ass exploded in virtual liquid fire and brimstone and he blew out his colon with Collateral Shittage all over the stool, his ass and onto the tail of his dress shirt. Needless to say, Carl cancelled his meeting and went home to shower his mung ass.
by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015
Get the Collateral Shittage mug.