Shitmate

The combination of the word shit and checkmate, chess reference version of checkmate, yet you didn't check shit, anything, miss calculated or didn't gain any advantage, and acceptance of defeat. Examples: Dido, squat, fail.

"I know they'll work out and click."
"No; dude, they broke up 4 nights ago."

"Shitmate."
"Yeah dude, tell me about it."

by Lucio Serrano August 19, 2017

Shitwit

Someone who is lower than a dimwit, generally bottom of the Dunning-Kruger curve, highest confidence lowest knowledge

"hes such a shitwit"

by MattTortilla March 3, 2021

shitwitch

A minor insult using common swear term, 'shit' and the medievel status of 'witch'.

Useful in a variety of social circumstances thanks to its relatively underground usage.

Believed to have come from the UK.

"You ate my sandwich, you shitwitch!"

by Tom Kiss June 13, 2005

Shitmixed

(Commonly exclaimed in a French accent)

1. When one is fucked over in a card game

2.When one is drunk to the point of no return

Person 1: Oh no, it seems I have to draw 4
Person 2: HA, get shitmixed, bitch!

by MoobsSlowbin6969 January 17, 2021

shitkitty

An anus frequently used for sex instead of, or in the absence of, a vagina.

I'm on the rag this week so I'm letting my boyfriend tap my shitkitty.

by Belunan December 10, 2009

Shitpit

A place where smelling people fester. A mud hole filled with shit.

Kristen:Ah Brandon's coming!
Steve:Yeah he smells so terrible.
Brandon:Hey what's up?
Kristen:I feel sick.
Steve:Brandon, why don't you go back home and wallow in your shitpit you stinky bastard?

by CrowbarKiller September 1, 2008

Shititism

1. The purposeful and unfair mistreatment of a subordinate, student, player, or child because of ill-feelings towards them.
2. The polar oppisite of favoritism.

Why do you always treat Owen worse than the other salespeople. That is shititism.

by jwill25 February 24, 2010