shitness

When you need to take a dump at work or any public place, any person who is loitering around the bathroom who may be a witness to your crime.

God, why were Tracy and Debbie hanging out right by the bathroom? I hate to have shitnesses.

by DWX2 July 27, 2010

Shitness

A Cleveland Cavaliers fan who used to be a fan of Lebron James. Formerly referred to as 'Witness'.

We were all shitnesses to Lebron James' betrayal.

by jbisdaman July 10, 2010

bored shitless

Someone who has the time to either:

1. Determine how long is left in hours, minutes and seconds untill the strung out concert

2. Add a dictionary definition for the person mentioned in (1)

Brent Fox is bored shitless

by FarQue July 14, 2003

SHITLESS MIND FUCK

When you scare the police so seriously that the only thing they can do for guaranteed survival is kneel and pray.

The NIGGER WRATH was so bad a SHITLESS MIND FUCK happened to that dedicated officer.

by PEDOPHILE SHITEATER March 31, 2021

beat you shitless

To beat someone so hard that they litarally shit their pants.

Im gonna beat you shitless at the party tonight motherfucker!

I will beat you shitless!

by Ass Beater 69 May 14, 2017

piece of shit scared shitless

Josh Hawley

Man, did you see Josh Hawley run? Talk about a piece of shit scared shitless!

by Big D- July 22, 2022

bored shitless

Idle to the point whereby the natural bodily forces which tend to evacuate your bowels actually reverse in a vain attempt to draw or suck in whatever stimulation can be exuded from the outer world

The bored shitless young man staring at the next brick he had to lay and watched it slowly begin to develop lush bouyant breasts with teats on the verge of stroking his bared chest.

by salled January 12, 2008