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Shitmas Pudding

The state of excrement after it has been placed into a bowl, mashed up into a lumpy putty-like substance, melted in the microwave for five minutes and frozen over night. It is often enjoyed with truffle butter as a dessert on Christmas day.
Person A: So, what did you have for dessert on Christmas Day?
Person B: The wife prepared us all some Shitmas Pudding, it was scrumptious!
Person A: .....
by Ignatius Butterworth April 5, 2016
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Shitmarker

1. infinity ward's bullshit "revolutionized" damage system that can't detect a realistic amount of damage. because 50 caliber bullets from an intervention sniper to your face won't kill you in real life.

2. getting screwed out of a kill /score because of a garbage FPS system.

other tenses: shitmarked, shitmarking
gamer 1: WHAT THE FUCK I SHOT YOU 3X IN THE FUCKING MOUTH WITH A FUCKING INTERVENTION UP CLOSE...AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN DIE.

game2: thatz cuz i'm oober l33t

gamer1: ...fucking infinity ward and there shitmarkers..fuck this *ragequits
by Wesley Pipez October 17, 2010
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shitinade

When life gives you shit....
Me: So, how's it goin'?
You (in a chipper voice): Shitty!
Me: You sound awful content, all things considered.
You: Well, what else can you do?
Me: I guess you're right. When life gives you shit.... I guess make shitinade.
by Sean Quixote January 1, 2009
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Shitigator

A person who uses court and legal terms when arguing a bullshit idea or arguement. Often making up facts to prove they are right. When in fact they and their arguement is complete and total BS.
I was watching coverage of the president last night and finally realized Rush Limbaugh is such a shitigator.
by John Benefield March 5, 2009
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Shitemare

1) To find oneself in a public toilet that is lacking a door lock, a toilet seat or a loo roll

2) Any situation in which poo becomes a visible nuisance
1) "Aww man. there's no toilet paper up in this smelly joint. What a shitemare."

"I've got paper for you buddy, in return for a little something something that is."

"Ted? Is that you?"

"It was always me Bill, it was always me."

2) The Indian Commonwealth Games
by H.S. Willsy August 23, 2011
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Shitical Mass

That horrible moment when a shit is going to come out, whether you want it to or not.
"Dude... I've gotta run. Like, seriously. I've just reached shitical mass."
by Seven Day Mile May 12, 2015
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Shitemare

When your day or something has been more than a nightmare....thus becoming a"shitemare"
Had an absolute shitemare earlier today
by Heleno April 24, 2017
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