by King of alliance NE May 1, 2009
Get the Shitfinger mug.A colloquialism for toilet paper used almost exclusively by men of the blue collar persuasion. The word enjoyed widespread use in Southeastern Ontario during the latter half of the 20th century, before being systematically suppressed in the late 1990's and early 2000's by the emerging Politically Correct movement. It can, however, still be heard from time to time in public bathrooms around the greater Kingston Ontario area, usually uttered in a gruff tone of voice.
by Assmosis May 6, 2016
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1) An arduous and contemptable situation or subject.
2) A festival attended by people of sub-par intelligence in which they fling feces at each other.
2) A festival attended by people of sub-par intelligence in which they fling feces at each other.
1) "Ah man, this class is so confusing, what a shitflingerfest."
2)"Is Mike home?"
"No, he went to the shitflingerfest with the Andersons from down the street, he should be back around dinner."
2)"Is Mike home?"
"No, he went to the shitflingerfest with the Andersons from down the street, he should be back around dinner."
by Japmasta Funk January 21, 2009
Get the Shitflingerfest mug.Tareyton cigarettes, so nicknamed because of the charcoal between the tobacco and the normal filter.
by Zappin' Nap May 8, 2021
Get the Shitfilters mug.A sub-genre of YouTubers who usually sit in front of a camera critiquing all sorts of topics in a colorful yet vulgar manner. Come across as entertaining at first until you realize their arguments have very little substance and the topics they discuss are often very obvious, as they tend to rather develop a loud persona around their critiques to distract from the fact they can’t develop any actual criticism beyond “this is stupid and bad.”
by DrewHandle April 1, 2023
Get the Shitflinger mug.A person so un-eloquent in their use of lies and bullshit that the act of them speaking equates to "shit-bending." Overglorificaton of ones self makes one a shitbender. Exaggeration of an event to the point of absurdity makes one a shitbender.
Statements that lower the collective iq of all listeners are said by shitbenders.
"Yea i don't care about money, I have a job offer from microsoft, apple, and google. They are all fighting over me" (this legendary shitbender worked as a housekeeper)
Statements that lower the collective iq of all listeners are said by shitbenders.
"Yea i don't care about money, I have a job offer from microsoft, apple, and google. They are all fighting over me" (this legendary shitbender worked as a housekeeper)
Me: "I have never heard anything so crazy come out of anyone's mouth, ever!
Response: "He's a shitbender, that's all that comes out."
Response: "He's a shitbender, that's all that comes out."
by MBTGIYM October 22, 2014
Get the A Shitbender mug.Yes, ANAL ALAN the MANDATORY SHITEATER has an assigned MANDATORY SHITFEEDER that will make the little girls and little boys happy.
by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE July 28, 2021
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