Shitastrophe

(1) A catastrophe of fecal proportions.
(2) Something that is epically bad.

"That wasn't a bad speech, that was a f*cking shitastrophe!" (2)

"Dude, you were in the bathroom for ninety minutes!"
"I couldn't help it, it was a shitastrophe." (1)

by Griffin Boyce June 16, 2007

shitastrophe

1) A very shitty catastrophe, usually due to a fuck up on the part of one person.

I can't beleive he wrecked his car and shit his pants, what a shitastrophe that was.

by Dr4T7 April 9, 2006

shadester

Someone who makes plans but never follows through by not returning phone calls or ignoring them. Also they cannot be trusted with anything and are usually lurkin around shit.

Yeah she said we were going to hang out this weekend, but she ignored me all week. What a shadester.

by LRKN_NSTY August 4, 2008

shipster

Pirate hipsters. Shipsters are the new hipsters. They plunder, wear tight pants, and are in a constant state of rage. Often come in glitter.

Did you see the kid with the eye patch? He's such a shipster.

by shipsterbitch October 17, 2010

Hey Shisters

Flashback Mary’s favorite term used to describe the makeup community. The H is for comedic affect.

Girl 1- Do you watch James Charles?
Girl 2- Yes I love it when he says Hey Shisters

Girl 1-Shisters? You mean sisters?
Girl 2- I guess you’re not a Shister.

by Flexsealphilswift July 22, 2018

shitegery

(shit-TEE-jər-ee)
1) A plan of action designed to achieve an expedited expulsion of feces.

2) A covert method of attack to ensure a quick bowel movement.
3) Perfecting the balance of proper courtesy flushing, time on toilet, exhaust fan usage, match lighting and/or air freshener sprayage to camouflage olfactory detection of an authoritative shit session.

At the party, Michael utilized excellent shitegery by holding off a trip to the bathroom as long as possible. That way, his bowl movement would be quick and go unnoticed.

Thanks to Sarah's perfected shitegery skills, her boyfriend had no idea her IBS had flared up at his apartment.

by Pippizzle February 27, 2010

The last shibster

The last people of her kind, a so called ghost that wanders withing the facility, watching employees doing they're things, work, rest, supressing, and even until death she still watch them, the employees roumored that she was lost soul of a ancient species, and she is seeking vengeance to whoever kills her family and her whole kind, for as scary as she sounds, the employees felt rather calm that they have a someone that watches them

1: is there something wrong with me?, i felt something is watching me, i can't work peacefully, you gotta help me!

2: so your a new employee, don't be panic, that something will not hurt you

1: how can you be so sure?

2: the something you so afraid of named the last shibster as we here called it, she observe us all, and she is our guide from our madness in this place

1: how can you be so sure

2: trust me clerk you will know

by Proxley the serwofun caretaker February 9, 2020