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ALLIGATOR SHITFUCK

A sexual position involving a modification of the traditional alligator fuckhouse, considering an adaptation of the close missionary position and rolling down a hill without pulling out or slipping into the wrong oriface
Curls detailing an alligator shitfuck 'A voyage too far, to the ends of the earth, or Mayo', detailing a previous experience of sexual experimentation
by Raysdamanlovr May 14, 2009
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shitfucked

Another term for shitfaced, usually when one is under the influence of both alcohol and marijuana.
"Goddddd, I'm sooooo shitfucked!"
by CGO February 5, 2008
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Shitfucked

When someone is in a lot of trouble.
"The doctors say he has 1 in a million chance of survival. That guy is totally shitfucked."
by tho3m December 30, 2009
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Shitfuck

Offcial curse of the euphonium section. Can be used as an adjective, a noun, or in praise.
What shitfucky weather.

That kid is such a shitfuck.

That trip was the shitfuck.
by High King Turgon January 4, 2010
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When you are trying to have anal sex with a women or man, and you cant get your penis in, the person shits and their poo acts like a lubricant so your penis will just slide in.
Man: Fuk i cant get my penis is your butthole
Women: Ok one sec, let me shit so my feces will act like lube.............aaaahhhhh phphphpppphphp
Man: OH YA, its in!!!!!! This is what I call a Shitfuck!!!!!!!
by The Man Looking At You October 29, 2010
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spitefuck

when you shag your ex's best mate, close friend, or sibling to get back at them.
"My ex boyfriend is shagging your ex girlfriend. How dare he! Those sort of people are out of bounds! we should probably fuck?" "spitefuck hey?"
by grape peach cherrie September 24, 2009
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shitfucker

a person who makes up something, or tells a lie, and consistently defends it, with total confedence that they are right...basically, they make some shit up and fuck it to the end til you finally quit arguing with them and punch them in the damn face.
Quit trying to defend your fucking bull, shitfucker!
by franky_madman November 8, 2005
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