Shitlocked

When things are going bad and there's no way out

Fred : Did you study for that test last night?

George : Aww man i forgot

Fred : Dude your shitlocked

by Matterhawk February 10, 2010

Shitpickletittyfuck

To show great anger or dismay

Ahhhhhh shitpickletittyfuck!!! You stepped on my toe!

by Tex Mex August 4, 2004

shitsickle

1. Frozen shit on a pop sickle stick.

2. A dick with shit covered in shit.

1. May I have a bite of your shitsickle?

2. After they had anal sex, he got a shitsickle

by funnydefinition March 30, 2011

Shitcicle

When you stick your finger up a guy/girls butt and they shit onto your finger then you lick it off like licking a popsicle.

Last night I made a shitcicle with my girlfriend and it tasted delicious

by Skahtee1 December 7, 2009

shitcock

A cock fresh out of someone or somethings ass.

Yeah so I look down and she's blowing my shitcock. No lie!

by Da_Nigga February 28, 2003

shitcock

when you take a shit and accidently shit on your cock

Last time I took a shit I got a huge shitcock.

by john master January 15, 2008

shitcocking

The act of being an immature, foulmouthed, idiot on a forum, in a chatroom or on an online game chat system simply because you're anonymous, you have a (relatively) captive audience, and because you can

LOL! I pwned you you biatch! I'm going to f*ck you right in the ass with this Redeemer now you fag!

by weap September 11, 2005