Shitcan

the act of taking a dump in the nearest can

i had to shit so bad i did in that tin can. It was my shitcan

by Big monkey dick October 19, 2014

shitcan

Severely beating someone.

Mr. X is going to shitcan Mr. Y for stealing his girl.

by JMydlak February 11, 2005

shitcan

To shotgun an alcoholic beverage.

Jenny decided to shotgun the beer.

by Sheldon March 26, 2005

Shitcane

Animal excrement (especially from dogs and/or horses) on a footpath or cycle path, requiring you to weave around it. A play on chicane (as in the racetrack feature, not the other chicane).

Went for a ride up the cycle path but it was full of bloody shitcanes.

by Gordanovich May 31, 2016

shitcaso

When one takes a shit on a person's chest and paints a merial with their fecal matter.

I sold my shitcaso for millions after many years of poo failure.

by Pharaohof666 June 29, 2022

Shitcanniversary

An employee's termination/fired date, to be celebrated annually as a positive, or negative event in your career!

He was terminated from his position one year ago today, and is now enjoying his 1 year Shitcanniversary with friends and family.

by LabMaster S.J. November 10, 2024

Bricked shitcan

A commode that has been rendered inoperable, by any means natural or unnatural.

Don’t use the men’s room in the upper deck, nothing in there but bricked shitcans

by El Floppo April 4, 2022