Shit-Brain-Cock-Master

Used in a comical way, someone who his not only dumb, but a faggot

Bob "Like my sexy Mac Book Air"

Eddie "Lol that makes you a shit-brain-cock-master

by f.u.k April 29, 2009

Ape shit banana cuckoo monkey

When someone goes absolutely nuts for something.

Max went ape shit banana cuckoo monkey for some pizza rolls.

by Cordum March 29, 2020

Shit Bow

An insincere bow, meant to dismiss rather than apologize.

When I complained about the soup container leaking, he gave me a shit bow.

by CurbThyself August 25, 2011

shit bombed

To be insanely drunk. Drunk to the point where you don't remember a god damn thing the next morning. So drunk you wake up the next morning with bruises, cuts, puke, piss, and pizza sauce on yourself and have no clue where they came from.

So destroyed you wake up the next morning and say "I really need to re-evaluate my life"

Man, Joe got so shit bombed last night, he puked on the taxi driver and passed out in the neighbors bushes.

by jdgreger September 29, 2005

shit biscuit

A by-product produced by mostly old people who wear diapers, as well as babies. The shit biscuit is formed when they shit themselves, but doesn't clean up or get changed right away. Over time, the turd is flattened out (from sitting on it) and eventually hardens into a dried out biscuit or cookie-like turd.

"I went to the nursing home today to see grandpa, and I think he had been making a batch of shit biscuits."

by rockstarchris September 5, 2006

shit butter sandwich

Annoying conversation with a girl, typically a girlfirend.

Dude, I got caught in Shit Butter Sandwich for over an hour and I was late to work!

by Sir Rusty Trombone May 31, 2006

Shit Bomb

A shit bomb is when you take a dump in a lunch box, close it, and wrap it up to give it the appearance of a gift and then send it in the mail to someone you don’t like !

Fuck, someone sent me another shit bomb in the mail, it was so gross !!

by Alknowsbest September 25, 2018