Shirmp

Southern for "shrimp"

Customer at a local New Orleans cafe: Gimme two shirmp & oyster po-boys, to-go!

by xeraphim August 26, 2019

shrumpel

shrumpel (pronounced shrum-puhl) (both an adjective and noun): A mix of a shrimp and crumpet; often used to describe a piece of pastry that one does not find tasty, but does not want to embarrass or shade the host or hostess

You: That donut was quite shrumple. (in your head: I expected something better)
Host: Thank you?
(In this scenario the host has no idea what shrumple means so do not use this word if he does know this word)
Another example:
You: That shrumpel tasted terrible!
Friend: I know right?
(In this scenario you and your friend ate a literal shrimp crumpet.)

by Catlin368D October 12, 2021

shivump

Shivumping is the combination of shivering and humping.

The dog was shivump -ing the pole on a cold winters day.
He was shivumping me as we made love in the frosty meadow.

by ChernobylHead January 4, 2010

shrump

Shrimp farts... Farts you get after having sushi

Boy... that sushi gave me the shrumps!

by Rick January 26, 2005

shirmping

(Verb): Vomiting into a man and/or woman's anus and then eating the frothy mixture after it has been conjealed for at least 45 minutes.

I was totally shirmping that bitch at the emo show last night! It was so fucking cheeser dude!

by Wimpelton Gurfunkalumustinzinger August 4, 2006

Shcrump

(N) Sh-KRUMP : A combination bowel movement of a shit, a crap, and a dump. Usually coincides with a long night of drinking followed by a trip to a taco joint.

"I really need to take a Shcrump. Goddamn Las Palapas." Other variations include Shcrumping, and in some rare cases, Donald Trumping. I.e. "I think someone Donald Trumped on the coats."

by Captain Ripper November 9, 2009

shrumpkin

formed from "blumpkin" except additionally tripping on shrooms while recieving head and taking a shit.

"dude i picked up some shrompers friday." "was it sick?" "totally, then sally gave me a shrumpkin!" "fuckin crazy!"

by TheFcknJewfro March 2, 2010