sharting 

a gen-z form of shitting, but now a better term.

After talking to my friends, I was sharting in the bathroom.

sharting by sharting101 April 4, 2022

sharting up 

when you have to shit and puke randomly at the same time

"i randomly started sharting up last week at school bro."

sharting up by kayden gaylesbian November 6, 2023

demon sharting 

the phenomenon that occurs after the use of a fuck tonne of oil in cooking, when the fiery demon created inside you by the oil bursts out of your arsehole in a pure steamy liquid explosion.

Wife: "Oh love, the bathroom fucking stinks, what the fuck happened in there?"
Husband: "it was your fucking cooking, I've been demon sharting everywhere!"
Wife: "clean that shit up" *literally*

demon sharting by chemistrynonce April 27, 2017

shirting 

to take your shirt and put it over someones face.

guy puts his shirt over friends face, "you got shirted!"
friend: "damn, shirting sucks azz"

shirting by warezscene March 27, 2009

sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential pretadors with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burroing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

sharting spider by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010

Snarting

When you sneeze and fart at the same time.

I was going to get a slurpee, but started snarting.

Snarting by Not-Funny Hunny August 7, 2011

Sharting Asshole 

Ocurrs when someone tries to fart but shit themselves instead.

Oh my god. I got a sharting asshole at the party last night.

Sharting Asshole by Jondavid March 2, 2005