moon stiffing

The act of having your penis accidentally slip out of a vagina during intercourse and then, in an attempt to re-enter the vagina, entering the anus.

"The sex was going good until I moon-stiffed her and then we both screamed."
"Damn, moon stiffing sucks."

by BobbyGoodrapes April 30, 2014

Rod Stiffington

A Joke name used in crank calls that insinuates a man with an erection. Name first used by Richard Christy and partner Sal the Stock broker of the Howard Stern Show

Hi I'm Rod Stiffington do you have any cumquats for sales?

by Wayne Slappy December 13, 2015

George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs

Specially bred dogs you can buy or steal who are trained to unceremoniously introduce you to famous and infamous politicians and celebrities when you lack the usual “ins” of an actually wealthy person.

I got myself one of them George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs in order to disarm famous folks and talk to them for a few magic moments, just long enough for my friend here to take a really good picture for my FB page!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023

Bawls Shaffin'

1. What you call the most legit white guy in your crew

2. Slang for hittin' bitches, gettin' in their britches, smokin' blunts and fu...treating women appropriately.

Yo man, you see that guy? Bawls Shaffin'. Need I say more?

I was bawls shaffin' all day, erryday.

by Walter Mondalegribble June 15, 2011

Shifrin

A low IQ Russian Jew with a micro penis.

I hate going to Bars in Moscow. Full of Shifrins.

by Gene.gel October 29, 2019

Shifting

Shifting is moving your consciousness to another reality.

It has been a part of religions for thousands of years and just because it's on tiktok does not.mean it is a trend

I am shifting to another reality

by Shifting June 13, 2021

SPIFFING

Very posh and dated word meaning excellent, especially as used by upper-class toffs and rugger buggers.

I say, she's a lovely filly.
Oh yes, absolutely spiffing old chap.

by onandon August 28, 2005