Svezel

When someone shits while wearing a thong and it splits in two.

I svezeled and instead of one shit, i had two

by Andrew Derojas September 26, 2006

Sheveled

The bare minimum of presentability

Dude, you need to text before you stop by so early, I was barely sheveled when you showed up!

by yokelnews June 13, 2018

shekel

Whimsical monetary unit

Let's spend a few shekels on redecorating the place.

by Icabod Engr August 26, 2004

shezer

An awesome guy with a perfect music taste and a perfect body that gets the chicks moist. Also is the god of banter with Danny, Joe, Piers, Jenna and Denny. There is nobody like shezer.

Girl 1: i feel tingly down there. Girl 2: me too. danny and joe are looking up viral videos shezer: this is gr8 banter m8. Girls: oh yeah, shezers here. That explains it, I wish I was with him.

by Ironmaidenrulezzz March 28, 2015

shemele

Shemele is ugly and stabbed u in the back who talks about this girl name Brianna don't be her friend she thinks she is all that but she is funny talented but mean talks about u on internet but can't say it to your face

She. Ain't your friend Brianna! Shemele rolls her eyes too much like....

by Ilovetalking March 13, 2017

Shekel Bandit

a shekel bandit is a stupid money grabbing jew who is attracted to the sight of shekels and will take any shekels they can get their dirty money grabbing hands .

NEO NAZI 1 - "hey that shekel bandit is taking the fucking quarter i dropped"
NEO NAZI 2 - "stupid kike!"

by ConVoid July 29, 2018

Shehzel

An amazing person who always stands up for what she believes in. Usually has beautiful shiny long black hair and deep brown eyes. Likes to be annoying because she likes the reactions she gets from it. Seems like a tough cookie but is actually surprisingly soft. Has a tough life and all she really wants is to tell someone everything and relax.

Person one-wow! Shehzel is so good at standing up for what she believes in!
person 2-IKR! she is so awesome!

by #awsomeperson123456 October 26, 2020