Smewed

When one shits themselves in a school environment

Oh I smewed myself

by Young Lovers February 27, 2019

Shwasted Shwednesday

a day of the week when college students party to get over the hard times of a busy week

Shwasted shwednesday

by anonymous college kid September 15, 2010

It showed up on my news feed

What you say when someone accuses you of Facebook stalking. Since it just showed up on your news feed, you couldn't have been secretly reading their profile, right?

Joe: Man, that party last night was sick...

Mike: Oh, that one you went to at 9:23 pm at Bob's house?

Joe: Whoa, how did you know that? You aren't stalking me, are you?

Mike: ...it showed up on my news feed.

by smreidy113 December 7, 2010

sheed

Drunk or hammered

how fuckin sheed did you get last night??!!!

by wierner August 27, 2010

sheeder

a stupid looking cat that you want to kick around like a ball.

Hey watch me kick that stupid sheeder around the place

by BAXTER May 21, 2004

stewed fish

When a girl only hangs out with really ugly girls to make herself look better. Her friends are known as stewed fish.

Mary's friends are just a bunch of stewed fish.

by Ray Ray February 22, 2004

ham-showed

Tanked out of your mind. To be drunk beyond reason. to be plastered or destroyed. To be shmammered.

Hash-master was ham-showed at the condo!! He could hardly stand.

by Luke Austin April 11, 2008