shot the sheriff

Before a relationship is committed (which is often different from consummated, depending on your morals, values, and comfort level), the title for the main person in your life is ‘Sheriff’. To have a ‘Sheriff’, one does not need a ‘Deputy’ or ‘Deputies’, though that could be considered acceptable given the only slight significance of the title over a ‘friend’ status. ‘Shooting the sheriff’ is effectively the same as breaking up, but since the relationship was not elevated to boyfriend/girlfriend there is no semantic modification of the terms of said relationship.

Tom: “Dude, weaksauce, I shot the sheriff.”
Brian: “Liquid lamecake, Broseph! You should grab some Boddingtons and we’ll throw down on some Dr. Mario.”

by Jack Krabitz January 1, 2009

Sheriff John Bunnell

The host of the Fox Network television show 'The World's Wildest Police Videos'. Known for his level of hyperbole in his descriptions of the on-screen action.

see the show for an example

by fixman88 August 16, 2004

sheriden

somebody with a pig benis

dave must be a sheriden look at the buldge

by blazingfaggot420 April 6, 2017

Sheriden

The most loving person on this planet. Sheriden is loyal, lovable, caring, understanding, and hot as fuck. She’s gonna be there when you fall and she’s gonna best the shit out of someone for you. She gives good advice and understands and relates to your problems. sheriden is a crackhead and will do stupid shit with you, and might get you in trouble but, Sheriden would jump in front of a train for you. She would do anything for you and would never do anything that would ruin your friendship.
Also, sheriden has that one best friend who would actually cut your dick off so best not mess with sheriden 😗

I love sheriden, she’s that type of friend that knows how to put a smile on your face.

by Angelina.lit420 September 29, 2019

Sheriden

The bestest friend you will ever have. She’s a crackhead and might get you in trouble but she’s sweet and caring and would remember dates like your dad or moms birthday. She would take a bullet for you and stay up all night with you just to make sure your breathing and well. She’s also a major stoner and has the best weed. And she loves puppies :)

Damn ya got that weed from sheriden?

by Angelina.lit420 September 29, 2019

Sheriff Chex

A person that is easily offended when called "gay" and try's hard to be good at something they are not.

"Hey sheriff chex"
"don't call me that i got a girlfriend"

by behay September 4, 2020

sheriden

a great friend she is funny, nice, and down to earth.she tends to like horses.

Wow! that girl is soooo nice..she must be a sheriden!

by mememama February 9, 2012