Shelter-in-place

A government-funded sexual rekindling retreat for your parents

It’s week three of shelter-in-place and I can’t get the smell of my parents’ lube out of the furniture

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Shelter Buddy

Referring your Best Friend of your lifetime.

Dave was my Shelter Buddy in my school days. I miss him a lot

by Moulish Rated - R Punk February 7, 2015

The Bomb Shelter

The coolest, most awesome community of independent electronic artists ever to hit the web.

"Have you ever heard of The Bomb Shelter?"
"Are you kidding? I go there every day! They have such talented musicians... and monkeys!"

by Benedict Madrigal January 6, 2008

Fallout Shelter

A Fallout game but on mobile
It's like Fallout 4 but cartoonish

Fallout 4 is now on Mobile!!!!!
Wait... It's Fallout Shelter

by Unkn0wnGam3r May 10, 2018

Sheltered Yogurt

- The act of giving a hand-job through the male's pants.

Person1 - Mang my hoe was too scared to touch my dick last night. So I told that bitch she could get off with just a sheltered yogurt for tonight. y-yeah

or

Person1 - Man my g/f gave me a sheltered yogurt last night and when it came time I didnt know what to do so i just exploded in my pants!

by Angel Tears April 4, 2007

Spunk Shelter

A wanton woman's willing hole to deposit male sperm.

I emptied a big load in her spunk shelter.

by FriskynFeisty July 25, 2009

sheltered fruit

When a male uses his feet to hold his phone and proceeds to take a selfie, it also captures the sheltered fruit!

So this guy sent me a selfie today! Good thing he was wearing pants or it would have revealed his sheltered fruit! Who takes a selfie with their feet anyway?

by Rainy Day Women February 2, 2018