Shelfie

The act of "shelving" an MDMA pill by inserting it halfway into the anus, then taking a photo of said pill while it is still poking out from the anus before fully pushing it in. Usually followed by posting the resulting photo on social networks to show how hip you are with the drug scene.

Clara: "Lets get these pills up our arses and hit the clubs!"
Ned: "Just one moment while I take a shelfie for the facebook!"

by mlabs March 10, 2015

shelfie

The act of taking a selfie while taking a shit, most commonly sent to your significant other.

My girlfriend thinks I'm cheating unless I send a shelfie a day.

by mattarse October 22, 2014

Shelfie

The act of taking a self portrait (a selfie) whilst taking a shower. It is a shortening of a Shower Selfie

Katrina's shelfie game is weak. She does the same face and pose every time

by jonosel April 14, 2015

Shelfie

When a girl with boobs large enough to act as a shelf takes a selfie with said shelf like boobs as the main focus of the picture and uploads said picture to a social media network (e.g. Instagram, Facebook, etc.).

She takes a lot of shelfies, look at those things!

by D-mon April 29, 2013

shelcee

fat cow

that shelcee is dam round

by cooldude888 September 20, 2009

shelsee

A gil who has a mean shell but is really nice on the inside. Will kill you if you mess with her friends.

Mean person: Your friend sucks
Shelsee: *smacks door down* WHAT THE FREAK DID YOU SAY!!

by LOL_ads_LOL April 21, 2018

Top Shelfer

When you take a dump on top of the toilet tank lid.

I was thinking of taking an upper decker at Carl's house but decided to give him a top shelfer instead,

by MrWizzrd February 23, 2021