Skip to main content
1) A terrible occurrence or situation that is akin to a catastrophic travesty, resulting in or degenerating into a state of shambles.

2) The act of defecating on another’s chest cavity - which coincidently, is a shavity in and of itself, especially for the shavitee, and to a lesser extent, the shaviteer.
Sorry I'm late boss, the interstate was a real shavity this morning.

We dated for a few years but I knew deep down that she wasn't 'the one' because I could never convince her to accept a shavity. She wouldn’t even try it at least once. C’Mon!

Holy shit that girl is so fine; I just want to give her a shavity.

In a conversation:

- I saw your sister in a shavity video online. The camera was shaky but I could tell it was her by that birthmark on her inner thigh.

Oh shit, was she the shavitier or shavitee?

- What do you think?

God Damnit! – Why do you watch those videos anyway dude, your life is a shavity.
Shavity by L.J. from PA July 29, 2011
Related Words

shavinta 

A gift or something you recieve that you "shavinta" a droor or closet.
This is definately a "shavinta" present!
shavinta by Bev Lane June 11, 2006

shanita dee 

James: wow did you see that woman over there bossing those people around

Sky: yeah she's totally a Shanita dee
shanita dee by Dynoknight February 5, 2018

shanita dee 

Used as a code between good friends, to confuse other friends around them
Bradley: Nathan can u pass the Shanita Dee
Nathan : yeah, here you go
Kitt: Wtf are you talking about
shanita dee by Dynoknight February 5, 2018

shaitali 

A self centered brat who only cares about herself. All though she is popular she is not liked by many she is not rich, but wears hollister clothes. She is obsessed with her boyfriend and doesn’t spend any time with her real friends. She still hasn’t gotten her priorities straight. She needs to learn that friends are forever but boyfriends aren’t.
“She’s so rude and self centered
“That must be Shaitali”
shaitali by Poisoned info March 17, 2018
When you meet a Shanita, you will find yourself falling hopelessly in love with her and you won’t be able to stop yourself. She is charming, beautiful, sexy and can seduce you till it drives you mad. Shanita’s are usually the bitchy type of people! Shanita women are loving, caring and soft but will make you her little muse(; don’t mess with Shanita’s because they are dangerous. They can be a little bit loud but they are ones to die for
You’re so sexy
“Yes because I’m a shanita!!!”
Shanita by Bubblepop2 November 21, 2021