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1) A terrible occurrence or situation that is akin to a catastrophic travesty, resulting in or degenerating into a state of shambles.

2) The act of defecating on another’s chest cavity - which coincidently, is a shavity in and of itself, especially for the shavitee, and to a lesser extent, the shaviteer.
Sorry I'm late boss, the interstate was a real shavity this morning.

We dated for a few years but I knew deep down that she wasn't 'the one' because I could never convince her to accept a shavity. She wouldn’t even try it at least once. C’Mon!

Holy shit that girl is so fine; I just want to give her a shavity.

In a conversation:

- I saw your sister in a shavity video online. The camera was shaky but I could tell it was her by that birthmark on her inner thigh.

Oh shit, was she the shavitier or shavitee?

- What do you think?

God Damnit! – Why do you watch those videos anyway dude, your life is a shavity.
Shavity by L.J. from PA July 29, 2011
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Hebrew for shooting star, Shavit is a spectacular and rare event, and so very special and unique in every way. Passionate and energetic she lights up the universe as she flies accross it like a speeding bullet. She lights up and stands out in the nights sky. Crazy and impulsive she will take you on a wild ride across the heavens and in amazing adventures with you by her side.
Wow, look at that girl dancing like a no one is watching, she is so radiant and beautiful, wow, what a shavit!!
Shavit by Enricobgood May 16, 2011
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the idea behind sharing what you have with others that are in need, thus giving to charity
After catastrophes like hurricane Katrina, the 2010 earthquake in Haiti or the 2010 flood in Pakistan, quick help is needed. Like true sharity.
sharity by ricci-s September 7, 2010
Generous actions or donations to use, enjoy, or experience jointly or in turns with all people, regardless of situation
Receiving a fully rolled joint from a stranger during Coachella.

Person 1: Thanks for the charity!
Person 2: What? I don't feel bad for you! It's Sharity!
Sharity by mggaglia October 24, 2012
a home boy or a homie. Someone you are chill with
Guy: What's up my shawity, you want to go chill in my crib tomorrow?

Guy 2: Sure homie.
shawity by tú madre November 14, 2013
A Shaviyana is the most intelligent, fucking beautiful, like way too beautiful person. She will always make you laugh and will never let you down. She will always have your back. But don’t make her mad. Shaviyana will kill you. She is crazy and will rip your eyes out. She will fight you till you can’t speak. But she’s so beautiful and sexy so she’ll give you and 20 second head start to run away from her.
Shaviyana is so fierce and god damn beautiful!!!
Shaviyana by Shaviyana December 27, 2018
Something that you use when attempting to rhyme reality
Who ya think your talking to? I’m reality! Bout to spit your flames back into SHALITY
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