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1) A terrible occurrence or situation that is akin to a catastrophic travesty, resulting in or degenerating into a state of shambles.

2) The act of defecating on another’s chest cavity - which coincidently, is a shavity in and of itself, especially for the shavitee, and to a lesser extent, the shaviteer.
Sorry I'm late boss, the interstate was a real shavity this morning.

We dated for a few years but I knew deep down that she wasn't 'the one' because I could never convince her to accept a shavity. She wouldn’t even try it at least once. C’Mon!

Holy shit that girl is so fine; I just want to give her a shavity.

In a conversation:

- I saw your sister in a shavity video online. The camera was shaky but I could tell it was her by that birthmark on her inner thigh.

Oh shit, was she the shavitier or shavitee?

- What do you think?

God Damnit! – Why do you watch those videos anyway dude, your life is a shavity.
Shavity by L.J. from PA July 29, 2011
Words you can keep
Hebrew for shooting star, Shavit is a spectacular and rare event, and so very special and unique in every way. Passionate and energetic she lights up the universe as she flies accross it like a speeding bullet. She lights up and stands out in the nights sky. Crazy and impulsive she will take you on a wild ride across the heavens and in amazing adventures with you by her side.
Wow, look at that girl dancing like a no one is watching, she is so radiant and beautiful, wow, what a shavit!!
Shavit by Enricobgood May 16, 2011
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the idea behind sharing what you have with others that are in need, thus giving to charity
After catastrophes like hurricane Katrina, the 2010 earthquake in Haiti or the 2010 flood in Pakistan, quick help is needed. Like true sharity.
sharity by ricci-s September 7, 2010
Generous actions or donations to use, enjoy, or experience jointly or in turns with all people, regardless of situation
Receiving a fully rolled joint from a stranger during Coachella.

Person 1: Thanks for the charity!
Person 2: What? I don't feel bad for you! It's Sharity!
Sharity by mggaglia October 24, 2012
a home boy or a homie. Someone you are chill with
Guy: What's up my shawity, you want to go chill in my crib tomorrow?

Guy 2: Sure homie.
shawity by tú madre November 14, 2013
A Shaviyana is the most intelligent, fucking beautiful, like way too beautiful person. She will always make you laugh and will never let you down. She will always have your back. But dont make her mad. Shaviyana will kill you. She is crazy and will rip your eyes out. She will fight you till you can’t speak. But she’s so beautiful and sexy so she’ll give you and 20 second head start to run away from her.
Shaviyana is so fierce and god damn beautiful!!!
Shaviyana by Shaviyana December 27, 2018
Something that you use when attempting to rhyme reality
Who ya think your talking to? I’m reality! Bout to spit your flames back into SHALITY
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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