Shatnered

When you are so tired that you become convinced that William Shatner is a comic genius and start exhibiting Shatner behaviour known as "Shatner Moments"

"Manio, I'm a Shatnered Little Red Panda! I want to release a snuff horror film starring death row convicts with a soundtrack performed by sedated and lobotomised paedophile priests

by Dr. Benito Bunfster III jr. July 15, 2010

Shatner

A euphimism for the "s" word (shit)

The locker room hasn't been cleaned for so long, it smells like shatner!

by TROGDOR! April 10, 2003

Shatner

To take a crap. Like Williams career in the crapper.

I gotta take a fat Shatner!

by AzNtrash August 11, 2009

Shatner

A hypothetical deity or saint responsible for interpolating lesbian love scenes into art, foreign, and / or independent film. Usually Shatner is invoked by male spectators during a long, boring spell in a film featuring beautiful women.

Our prayers to Shatner were all for naught , for though it was intimated several times, Liv and Bibbi never got it on in Persona.

by condour August 06, 2003

Shatner

Verb: The act of sticking one's --preferably large-- ass in the face of another.

I was totally shatnered this morning when the woman in front of me bent over to pick up her wallet.

by Natasha July 16, 2003

Shatner

1.A person who overacts. 2.A person that pulls off lame stunts for attention. 3.A state of being like a washed out celebrity who never goes away. 4.A state of being a really shitty personality from Canada. 5.One who takes a shat near things.

"Look at that asshat over there. What a Shatner!"

"That man shat ne'r that tree off yonder."

by yukoncornelius April 09, 2003

shatner

noun - slang, related to verb shat. Used to refer to an act of shatting.

Josh: Did you hear that Dean sharted while taking a leak at the urinal?

Chris: Really? I can't believe he pulled a shatner.

by CMoebius October 31, 2008