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Sharty Marty

(Noun) One who is constantly sharting themselves in extremely inappropriate situations.
(Verb) The act of accidentally sharting your pants at an extremely inappropriate time.
Phil: “I heard Brian totally pulled a Sharty Marty during the finals
Paul: “Good, serves him right for making fun of me for being a Sharty Marty in the second grade!”
by BradTheChad November 29, 2017
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sharty pooper

Person who ruins a nudist event or gathering by farting out wet shit.
The biscut game was going great until Mitch sharted all over the couch. He is such a sharty pooper.
by A. Hichcockenstein July 14, 2006
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Sharty Bae

Your sharty bae is someone you love and care for. You feed them your shit and they love it. You can always rely on them.
“Hi”
How are you.”
Im good”
Wanna be my sharty bae”
Of course
*eats my shit*
by BelLAMCFART February 16, 2021
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sharty mcpants

The word "sharty mcpants" also known as: "sharty mcpanties" means a person who sharts a lot.

Some people use "Sharty McPants, Sharty McPanties" as a word to tease somebody, It can also be used as an insult to somebody use dislike.
Yuck! You're a sharty mcpants/sharty mcpanties!
by chelxi May 28, 2021
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Sharty Shake

Sexual act where a male has anal intercourse with a female (or another male) and before he ejaculates, he pulls out and puts his erect penis with feces smothered all over it in the partners mouth. He then ejaculates and mixes the sperm and feces together in the mouth rapidly with his penis, making a Sharty Shake that the other has to swallow.
Me and Emma wanted to spice up our sex life a little so I have her a Sharty Shake. I guess she didn’t like it though, we broke up right after she swallowed it.
by Sharty21 July 2, 2021
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Sharty McShart

So Nervous in the McDonalds Drive thru cue that you double Shart!
"Welcome to McDonalds, Can I take your order please?"

Justin "Wow, what the hell is that smell!"

Steve "Some one just ordered Sharty McShart! ha"
by haha shart! February 21, 2011
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