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Sharoning

The concept in which one procrastinates and eventually does their homework when the clock strikes 12 while complaining about how much homework they have.
Aton21: Wesley, sharon's sharoning again.
silenceikillyou0: stupid bitch.
by NotAndyTon October 18, 2010
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SHARON

1. GOD'S ADOPTED DAUGHTER FROM THE DEAD
2. WIFE OR SISTER OF GOD'S ONLY BEGOTTEN SON FROM THE DEAD
3. SLAUGHTERED LAMB; BLOOD OF LAMB; FAITHFUL; TRUE
4. MESSENGER/BRINGER OF GOD'S GIFT FROM THE FACE OF THE DEEP
5. THE WOMAN WHO BROUGHT FORTH THE MAN child WHO RULES ALL NATIONS WITH A ROD OF IRON
6. SHY, CRAZY GIRL WHO WAS RAISED WITH WILD ANIMALS IN SHELTERED AREAS, LOVES ONE MAN ONLY AND FROM A MILLION MILES AWAY; SHE'S PETITE WITH HIDDEN POWER; HER MOUTH IS A BLESSING AND A CURSED; SHE LOVES TO PLEASE AND IS MISUNDERSTOOD FOR DOING SO.
7. SHE'S LOVED OZZY OSBOURNE FOR ALMOST 50 YEARS: ALONG WITH BEING A ROCK N ROLL REBEL HERSELF, SHE INVENTED AND PRODUCED THE AMAZING OZZFEST CONCERT TOURS THAT OPENED THE DOOR FOR ALL HEADBANGERS TO ENJOY ROCK N ROLL AND BEING THEMSELVES RESPECTFULLY IN A SAFE ENVIRONMENT BY PROVIDING SECURITY FOR THE FANS SPECIFICALLY ALLOWING THEM TO PARTY LIKE ROCK STARS WITHOUT BEING BOUNCED OR ARRESTED FROM THE FEST OF OZ.
8. GLORY OF THE LORD, EXCELLENCY OF GOD; A PLAIN VALLEY OR PEACEFUL VILLAGE.
Song of Solomon 2:1 I AM the rose of SHARON, the lily of the valleys.

"I suggest we stay as close as possible to SHARON to avoid confusion and disbelief."
by DeepThrowWitDancer March 15, 2022
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Sharon

Sharon means the loml my forever live my soulmate I love her so much she’s the best and she is mine - cloud
Hey do you know Sharon?- random person Yea she’s the loml -cloud
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Sharon

Sharon is a female goddess who was born beautiful and is most likely to be a blonde.
See that crazy milf looking blond beauty goddess?
-OMG, She is soooo over-Sharon
by Newton Third January 29, 2019
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Sharone

Always talking about a someone ( Sharone is a funny mf )
by Roney2423 December 24, 2016
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Sharon

Sharon love her want to be with her
Sharon love her want to be with her
by Pippiedog December 11, 2020
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Sharon

You can tell a Sharon anything and she would listen she has some spiritual ways and is easy to talk to although she can be one sassy ass bitch she has a gift and is easily the the kindest person I ever met she has irresistible eyes and the biggest booty around.
Melissa: woah did u hear about how Sharon saw a ghost
by XxmaciemaexX August 10, 2018
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