shaniqua

The previous owner of one's crib

"Shaniqua don't live her no more!"

by nig-gar, it's the niggar family! June 1, 2004

Shaniqua

The name you enter on the delivery form when ordering a ridiculously large amount of Pizza.

Doorbell rings
Jacob answers doorbell
Pizza delivery guy: "uhmmm... pizza for...Shaniqua?"
Jacob: "I'm Shaniqua. Yeah. What of it GUUURRRLLLL" *Snap snap snap* "uh-huhhh"

by VBEAR July 13, 2012

shaniquia

A beautiful, smart, and driven woman. She works hard for everything she has. She's very prideful and sometimes that's not a good thing, but she loves hard and will always be there for her loved ones. If you have her don't let her go because she's one of a kind.

Shaniquia is the most loving person I've ever met.

by BEAUTIFUL NIQ December 19, 2016

Shagnique

A term to describe the level of skill one has acquired in a sexual capacity.

"You know, Andy still seems to like you a lot although you're not together anymore,"

"Yeah...he's just missing my shagnique,"

by Sweetie McPea July 10, 2009

Shaniquatard

Some nigga named Shaniqua but also a tard. Its native habitat is either in another person's ass or the zoo.

Person 1: Look at that Shaniquatard, doin Fortnite dances.
Person 2: I know right, I attempted suicide three different times the last time I saw her.

by SpaghettoPounder January 13, 2019

sanique

A big batty Jamaican girl who knows how to treat a man well

Sanique is my darling

by Phenomenally November 23, 2021

Sharteque Sauce

A potent discharge of blended sweet nectars secreting from the anoosial cavity;

projecting erratic flashes of fecal matter to stream line through the anal or anoosial portal at a high rate of speed. Certain angles of the discharge may be altered

when discharging the sharteque sauce due to rumple like creases of the anoose.
The initial burst of sharteque sauce can cause temporary paralysis to ones lower half of the body
And can cause a temporary reformation of the anoosial portal given the pressure of the discharge and thickness of the core anoosial gland from which the sauce derives.

Keep Sharteque Sauce away from mouth and eyes. If contact with eyes occurs, immediately flush eyes with water. Do not use if you have open wounds, cuts or sores that are present, unless specifically directed by the prescribing physician. HARMFUL OR FATAL IF SWALLOWED WARNING: KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN

"Hey guy's did you see the game last night"?
"Donovan Mcnabb got sacked so many times by the Cowboys line, I think I saw some sharteque sauce ooze out of his uni". "Yea he Sucks worse than Tony Romo"

by El Trutay November 4, 2009