Sharegasm

an unrelenting storm of impending shares that leave you happily spent and depleted. Meanwhile leaving everyone else creamed in shit they don't understand. Typically seen with a flood of Instagram DM's or group chat topics.

Guy 1: Nelson just had a sharegasm.

Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: He just shared like 30 pictures that don't make sense, and is now sleeping with a smile on his face.

by leche82 September 1, 2016

sold my shares

To quit, or give up on something. Either while it's still hot, or when you first realize it's going to shit.

1) I just sold my shares in Christina.
2) "So I heard you sold your shares in McJob"

by Wayne Rama September 21, 2003

Shanesaw

The act of stuffing the colon with a strand of anal beads until all but the handle/last bead are in. Then, utilizing a firm grasp, rapidly removing the entire strand in a single pulling motion, as though you are trying to start a chainsaw.

He took her home and gave her the 'ol Shanesaw.

by PseudoAnus March 15, 2019

Sharetard

A sharetard is someone who doesn't share anything with anyone.

Kristy: "Hey Amy, can i borrow your pencil crayons?"
Amy: "No!"
Kristy: "Amy you're such a sharetard!!!"

by kristylynnexo March 31, 2010

Saresa

Crazy, beautiful girl who is a TRUE player.

That girl is such a Saresa.

by Sexii Mamii July 6, 2009

shareback

a phrase coined from cashback where the reward offered for shopping online is earning equity in return.

I've just earned Shareback for making my online purchase.

by zestymemeking June 19, 2023

Sharesies

When two or more diners choose to share entree(s) at a restaurant.

Joey attributed his recent weight loss to sharesies rather than eating full entrees.

by Wordsmith99 June 28, 2014