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shapesturbating

The act of masturbating in a crowded room (usually 4-6 people) without their knowledge, and then proceeding to dive your semen soaked hand into a pack of shapes. Afterwards, you can either wash your hands or lick the now flavor packed semen off of your fingers
Ben: Dude, did you hear what happened in Cabin 9 last night?
John: No what happened?
Ben: Apparently Xavier was shapesturbating
John: That's disgusting
by Jernandez December 3, 2016
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Shared Apartment

Similar to "Waffle Stomp" but done in the bath tub with a drain. When you go to stomp the turd down the drain it closes. Now you live in a "Shared Apartment".
I forgot I was in the tub instead of the shower... I still attempted to Waffle Stomp the nuggets down the drain but it closed. Now I live in a Shared Apartment
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wop shaped head

Someone who's head is mishapen or deformed or otherwise abnormal.
Damn Tommy Tran, you got that wop shaped head!
by Seronies November 22, 2010
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share dicks

Hey you want to share dicks tonight?
by Nameback September 12, 2010
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Cut Shapes

"Let's cut shapes on the D-Floor tonight"
by JFizz July 17, 2007
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Shareaza

Shareaza is the most luxurious and sophisticated file sharing system you'll find. It can harness the power of up to four separate peer-to-peer (P2P) networks, including EDonkey2000, Gnutella, BitTorrent and Shareaza's native network, Gnutella2 (G2).

Not only that, but Shareaza is completely FREE and won't show any annoying ads or pop-ups. It won't install any unwanted third party programs that can wreak havoc with your computer. No spyware, no registration, no "paid version". Just download and use. Simple.
by Help July 26, 2004
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Share the welf

Short for Share the Welf(are).

Term that describes when one buys food for all his friends using his government-paid Food Stamp Card.
Chad was running out of days to use up the money on his food stamp card, so luckily for me he was willing to share the welf.
by jeru411 October 29, 2009
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