Sharpener

A machine that breaks your pencil lead

That darn sharpener broke my pencil lead in one twist!

by Ok’nt boomer’t March 7, 2019

Shippensburg

A quaint college in Pennsylvania, conveniently tucked into the Amish countryside. Known for weird squirrels, creepy boys, and their excellent track team.

Shippensburg: nothing to do but party and chill with the Amish.

by Autumn Miller February 19, 2008

sharpening my mustache

Smoking weed

I have been caught sharpening my mustache in college.

by Joesippy November 12, 2014

Mexican Pencil Sharpener

Using a knife to to sharpen your pencil.

"Dude do you have a Mexican pencil Sharpener? I have a huge test and I can't find mine! I'm freaking out! Haven't even studied!!!!! "

by Rooster Jake August 27, 2011

shappening

what's happening (based on the ellipsis "sup")

Person 1: Shappening?
Person 2: Nothing much, how 'bout you?

by Timato Five March 17, 2004

the snappening

The leak of > 200.000 pictures and videos from Snapchat, in late 2014. "The Snappening" is believed to be a collection of snaps, collected by third party app's, that were able to save the non saverable content, sent through Snapchat.

- Hi bro. Did you see the pictures in "the snappening"?

- Yeah man. There were many pictures of my junk, but luckily none of them with my face on.

by Shase October 13, 2014

We'll eventually have to sharpen the ax

A common saying for somebody wanting to leave a place, usually a party. Commonly used as a hint that you need to get going.

Well, David, we'll eventually have to sharpen the ax...

by Page Hansen February 22, 2007